“She’s the reason women invented abortions.”
“If you don’t hate Malkin and the people who buy her books, you don’t love your country.”
“In this recurring nightmare that is Malkin, we have a debate about whether she is “an idiot” even though all sentient people know she is. Otherwise there would be debates only about whether to burn her books or assassinate her.”
“My only regret about the 9/11 terrorists is that they didn’t go to Michelle Malkin’s house.”
“We really need somebody to put rat poisioning in Michelle Malkin’s Cream of Wheat.”
“I think our new motto should be ‘Flip talks tough, flip faces consequences.’”
“I’ve never seen anyone enjoy being the victim of racism as much as this broad has. A lot of Americans have been seething over the inanities of this professional victim for some time.”
“Now that her shelf life is dwindling, Malkin better hurry up and appear in Playboy.”
*For the unenlightened, these are all Ann Couter quotes, altered slightly to make Malkin the target of Coulter’s unhinged hatred. Since Malkin thinks highly enough of Coulter to publish a video “salute” to her, I’m sure she’ll be fine with this.
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Well done.
[…] And over at MichelleMalkinIsAnIdiot.com (or as I like to call it, “MM=I”) there’s a list of some of the more tasteless Coulter quotes modified so as to attack Michelle’s ethnicity, sex, and overall existence. […]
Hilarious, I’d like to see this circulated out.
“I’ve never seen anyone enjoy being the victim of racism as much as this broad has. A lot of Americans have been seething over the inanities of this professional victim for some time.”
See that one rings quite true to me, except that by approving of that as an attack, I’d be accepting some level of Coulter “logic. But damn, Malkin does seem to love using the victimhood of racism on the internet (mostly anonymous) as a shield against her racist stance on most national security issues and other things.
She’s nothing if not the victim.
Don’t even point at it.